Monday, September 21, 2009

The things I DON'T do

Lately I've been reminded of all the things I don't do as a mom...I thought I would put them out there so that other mom's don't make the same mistakes and ruin their kids lives....
  • The Saturday before ITBS Testing (a standardized test taken in 3rd and 5th grades) I did NOTHING special--we just did the same things we always did on Saturday and I didn't even buy a special dessert for the day that testing ended. I realize now that this is a major event that needs to be recognized and celebrated before and after the actual testing
  • I am not making promises to my kids about what kind of birthday parties they can have in 2010. The closest of the birthdays is 8 months away and I will not buy party supplies yet and I will not talk about what type of pinata they will get.
  • Sometimes other people go on vacation and (brace yourselves) we do not go with them...I know, it's cruel.
  • Occasionally (yes, it is hard to admit, but it is true), we go on vacation to somewhere besides Disney World....
  • My kids have to help clean the house....and I also make them clean their rooms (sometimes in the SAME day).
  • I also make them sort their own laundry---I know I'm cruel in making them do this--despite the fact that I wash, dry, fold, and put away their clothes....sorting is torture.
  • If one of the kids are hurt or sick I will sometimes take them to the doctor--and sometimes the other kids are forced to go as well---how dare I interfere with their free time just because their sibling is bleeding profusely.
  • I make them go the entire time at church without snacks, or electronic toys, and sometimes I even tell them to listen to what is being said....
  • sometimes I throw away cans without taking of the pop top and boxes without taking off the box top for education square (and sometimes I do it on purpose!)
Finally, this one is hard to admit...
  • yes, there are times when I forget something...unlike my daughter who told me I had the wrong house when i dropped her off at a birthday party--despite the fact she (and I) had only been to the house once--when she was 4 years old! (yes--she was right and I was wrong).

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Seriously. How have you gotten away with all that stuff up till now? Tell the kiddos to come live with me, because we totally go on vacation to DW, and I don't let my kids touch the laundry.

Man, they really have it rough!!! ;)

Aimee said...

HAHA! You can let your kids know that not only do the girls have to sort their laundry but they also have to FOLD & PUT AWAY said laundry. They also have to help around the house & clean their rooms...they also have to CHANGE their own sheets! LOL

You can let them know they don't have it too bad! LOL

Crazy Campbells said...

Ahhh being a parent is wonderful!! And I am totally with you on the promises, Kids do not foget a thing!

Lisa L. said...

I'm calling child services. I mean really, why will you not plan birthday parties for 2010? All you have to do is buy the stuff and store it. Is it that hard?? I am not calling you for advice ever again!

Jennifer said...

-I guess a kid that can remember a house she was at at 4 would remember a promise for next years b-day. You may be a mean mom, but you're smart!

colleensewnsew said...

About the forgetting thing -- I hate to tell you, but it only gets worse.

Melinda said...

Honestly, I think I have a pretty great memory--I just can't compete with a girl that remembers everything anyone has said or done since she was 2

ali said...

I have you beat Melinda, because I refuse to buy my 7 year old an iphone, unlike his friend's parents (to be fair, this has not been verified, and Jon and I highly doubt it's truthfulness, but that doesn't make Gabe feel any less deprived).

I maintain that the only reason a minor needs a cell phone is if they are dealing drugs, and since I have a different career path in mind for my kids....