Carterisms

I could write an entire blog just about funny things that Carter says... Here is another post about Carter's funny sayings.

Here are a few of the latest things he has said:

a conversation last week in the car:
Carter: We need to stay in our seatbelts so we don't die
Me: that's right
C: What would we do with Alex's Mickey Mouse toys if he died?
M: I don't really want to think about it because I hope Alex lives for a long time.
C: Daddy will be the first to die in our family
M: I'm older than Daddy--maybe I will die first.
C: Nope, tall people die first then short people.
M: I guess it is good to be short then....

While waiting for Caroline's bus...I was sitting on the bottom step and Carter went a few steps above me...
Carter: I'm taller than you.
Me: You can't be taller than me--don't you know there is a rule that you can't be taller than your mommy?
C: Really?
M: No, Daddy is taller than his Mommy.
C: Daddy is taller than all the girls--and a dog.
M: .....

There were a few more great ones that I can't remember anymore--I need to write them down faster!